Mandatory form ALL potential evil minions of mine must complete and return.

Minion application form

Please answer each question as honestly as possible. You may answer in either blue ink, black ink or your own blood.

1: Evil minion username:_______________

2: Real name:_______________________

3: Age:_____________________________

4: sex:_____________________________

5: Nationality (if alien please state home planet):____________________________

6: Race (if not human please state race/species):___________________

7: Metahuman powers (if any):__________________________________

8: Do you or have you ever had a hunchback? (We do not disqualify for handicaps):___________

9: What do you fear? (list any and all fears):_________________________________________

10: Do you now have or have ever had aspirations of being an evil Master/mistress in your own right?:_____________________________

11: Are all your vaccinations current?:__________________________

12: What weapons do you own?:________________________________

13: What martial arts are you trained in?:__________________________

14: If references are asked for, could you provide them without digging up an unmarked grave?:________________

15: Are you willing to be cannon fodder? (if you don't know what "cannon fodder" mean, just say yes): _Yes _No

16: Would you enjoy attacking heroes as part of a horde? (that's a really big group): _ Yes _ No

17: Why did you become an evil minion?:__________________________

18: What crimes have you committed?:____________________________

19: What crimes do you want to commit?:__________________________

20: Can you provide your own minion theme music?:_________________

21: Can you laugh in an evil manner?:_____________________________

22: You have just captured a hero and tied him up. Your next action would be to?:________________________________________________

23: A superhero is attempting to thwart my plans. What do you do to them?:_____________________________________________________

24: Arrange the following in order of importance to you:
A:_Money
Bower
C:The death of all who oppose you
__/__/__/

note: there are no wrong answers. Some will get you accepted and some will get you killed, but none are wrong.